irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

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dutchster:

when i don’t understand a post and check the caption for an explanation but find only puns there

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slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

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holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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officialunitedstates:

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

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GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

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megasonger:

petecodes:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

his wand is sticking out of his sleeve

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